How to effectively “friendzone” someone who doesn’t get the hint:

  1. Tell them you’re only attracted to ugly people, and proceed to tell them how attractive they are.
  2. Dramatically poop while you’re talking to them on the phone.
  3. Ask if they want photographic evidence of such poop.
  4. Tell them you hate intimacy in any form. This includes coitus.
  5. When you two are eating, eat tons of food off their plate, and when they tell you to stop, tell them “SHARING IS CARING AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T CARE” and storm out.
  6. Let them “accidentally stumble” accross your violent vomit fetish pornographic films.

Posted 4 months ago
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    I lol’d so hard.
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  4. petitesurrealiste reblogged this from periodpoops and added:
    excellent advice, I particularly enjoy #2.
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  6. udaishinta said: this would just raise more questions LOL
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  14. ebonyalien said: This is the internet, all those things are the opposite of the intended effect.
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