June 2012
19 posts
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I dont know why but finding used condoms in random places makes me lol
Jun 1st
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May 2012
33 posts
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my knowledge of Spanish is limited to the teachings of Dora.
May 31st
13 notes
4 tags
May 31st
497 notes
3 tags
May 30th
18 notes
7 tags
May 28th
607 notes
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i like when in movies a girl that’s considered ugly becomes all hot when she takes off her glasses. i like it cause its magic.
May 24th
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May 23rd
13 notes
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bollywood movie marathons are impossible because every movie is about the length of a standard hollywood trilogy.
May 23rd
14 notes
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it still hurts to know that I’m not 5’6 and just 5’5.5. hurtz alot.
May 21st
18 notes
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May 20th
67 notes
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I was on my high schools curling team. And one time I fell on the ice and my huge ass made a semi-crater (due to melting, y’know). They had to re-Zamboni that ice. Then we lost the game.
May 20th
20 notes
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the more documentaries I watch the more I hate the world.
May 19th
25 notes
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I had this one class in highschool where I had a...
He handed us all the syllabus and there was a picture of him at the top of it, so in an act of pure lust I drew a heart around it in pink highlighter. Then he said he wanted them back for the next class. Then I offered to collect them, hoping to scramble the sheets so he wouldnt be able to figure out who his secret admirer was. I was in the clear. Until next class where he said, “Sadia,...
May 18th
69 notes
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demographics that find me attractive:
middle-aged white men old black men
May 17th
41 notes
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May 16th
223 notes
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May 16th
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when I watch glee I get really pissed at Finn's...
May 16th
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People I will marry:
no one
May 15th
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May 15th
27 notes
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May 14th
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Anonymous asked: So you got into law school huh? So in Canadia does everyone get in or what? Cause in the USA it's super hard.
May 13th
31 notes
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OMG MY FRIEND JUST ASKED ME WHAT LOTR WAS.
FRIENDSHIP REVOKED.
May 12th
15 notes
3 tags
May 12th
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May 11th
53 notes
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bb u lite up mah world lyke nobody else da way dat u flip ur hair gets me ovawhelmed.
May 11th
5 notes
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I always look my hottest the day after I break up with someone.
May 11th
21 notes
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We all have moments where we feel not so good...
Theres only one solution: Log roll naked in a carpeted room and cry.
May 8th
35 notes
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May 7th
87 notes
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gotye has so many teeth
May 7th
12 notes
2 tags
May 7th
67 notes
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Nothing quite like watching The Avengers beside someone high out of his mind. “no hulk! stay calm man! smoke some herb man!”
May 4th
13 notes
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You ever meet a guy so creepy you already feel at risk of pregnancy or some sort of STI without even having made contact? Dis guy need to hop off my fallopian tubes, for realsies.
May 4th
21 notes
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So, my quarter-life crisis has come to an end.
Cuz I got into lawskool.
May 2nd
71 notes