Just took a customers photo and he's like:
“is there any way you can morph my face with your face to see what our kids would look like?”
wut? wut jus happan?
April 2012
20 posts
you disgust me
if by “disgust” you mean I make your loins burn with lust, then yes, I disgust many.
BUT I WANT TO CUDDLE THOUGH
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buster baxter went away and he came back.
My parents kept me bald until I was almost 6 years old.
I don’t even know why ):
Things I will never be good at:
- sexting
- taking nudes
- sounding sexy on the phone
- phone sex
- solving rubik’s cubes
LEMME SEE DAT THONG
Sometimes I get disturbed and frustrated at the fact that I’ve lost my ability to dream, or be optimistic. I no longer think about what is possible and have lost by ability to imagine a better future. It’s a scary position to be in. I think about all the problems in this world, and I continually try to find someone to blame. Then there are other times that I think I should just stop caring about what I care about, because I alone can do little to fix things. I think most assume that the world is the way it is, and as shitty as it might be, there’s little that can change it- and I hate that I often feel this way myself. I need to start imagining and dreaming again, otherwise I run the risk of being those I have for so long tried to disagree with.
Seriously though,
how are the lifeguards at my community pool supposed to save me?!
Half of them don’t have pubic hair yet and they all weigh less than 112 lbs.
Today was my last day of undergraduate studies, ever.
Gonna cry, get fat(ter) and watch LOST for the rest of my life.
