December 2011
17 posts
So I met a guy the other day,
and he was all flirty and crap, and I wasn’t at all interested, but I decided to be civil. I then found out he had a girlfriend, so I asked him how his girlfriend was, and he called me a “homewrecker” that needed to “mind my own business” along with a slew of other colourful terms. I think its hilarious when guys get PISSED at you for finding out that they’re...
Dec 31st
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Dec 21st
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There is nothing more I dislike in the world,
than people who constantly ask for your advice and never take it. BUT STILL REFUSE TO QUIT WHINING ABOUT THEIR ISSUES. I GAVE YOU A SOLUTION, AND YOU DIDN’T TAKE IT. NOW SHUT UP.
Dec 18th
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LOL!
THE GRINCH DOES LOOK LIKE A BIG CLUMP OF WEED.
Dec 18th
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I'm guessing the former owner of my cellphone...
Cause I keep getting calls from women living in the Caribbean asking for Anthony and then proceeding to yell at me asking me why I have his phone and why he never called them back. Intercontinental dramaaaaa
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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I literally have like 8 skype contacts.
MISS POPULAR OVER HERE
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Why do people take pictures of themselves kissing...
And don’t say “ITS BECAUSE ALCOHOL IS AWESOME”, cause, I don’t see people kissing sushi, or root beer floats or…bacon. I JUST DON’T GET IT.
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Privilege.
I like how on the internet people like to call out others on their privilege. Which is fine, but is really awkward when the assumption of privilege is just that- an assumption. I think being implicated in the FA movement, has exposed me to types of privilege I didn’t even know existed. “PRETTY FATS” “PROPORTIONAL FATS” “EDUCATED FATS” “IN-BETWEENIE...
Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Anonymous asked: what kind of guy are you most attracted to?
Dec 7th
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Things that are weird to think about:
how everyone poops trying to imagine every adult you see as a baby that every person you see has genitals beneath their clothes that the water you drink was urine at some point in history why have you never seen fish sleep? how your dad had to orgasm in order for you to be born
Dec 7th
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There are certain things that are scary to think...
How maybe you’ll never meet “the one” and start a family- or maybe you will, but you won’t have enough money to support yourselves. Perhaps your dreams won’t come true, and your ambitions will be left unfulfilled. Your parents won’t be proud of the individual you eventually become. Your current circle of friends will somehow fall apart, and you’ll be left...
Dec 5th
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Anonymous asked: your fashion choices are not very risky or unique...i don't get what all the hype is about
Dec 3rd
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