February 2012
13 posts
It's time for me to get married,
to a culinary chef.
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Am I the only one that feels Nicki Minaj is trying...
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My mom just watched the half-time show with me.
And was like, “Is that girl South Asian? SHE IS SO ADORABLE!”.
And then M.I.A. flipped off the camera.
Don't call me a BBW.
I don’t like that term. It sounds gross to me. Like people no longer want to categorize you as beautiful or attractive without it somehow being linked to the BBW phenomenon. Its the whole “oh you’re cute…for a big girl”, type mentality. Like, what is that even? I’m not a BBW. I am big, I am beautiful and I am a woman- I don’t need to be boxed into an...
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January 2012
12 posts
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Cuddling solves most of my problems.
The only problem is finding someone to cuddle with.
Stop trying to "change" people while you're in a...
99% of the time, if you feel the need to change a person, that person isn’t right for you.
So stop.
Today in my Social Activism class,
I told the professor I didn’t do the readings because the websites he gave us to research were blacked out.
And then I was like ISN’T THAT IRONIC? THAT MY RESEARCH FOR A SOCIAL ACTIVISM CLASS WAS BLACKED OUT?
I began to laugh hysterically.
No one else laughed at the irony. I laughed alone.
Then I creyed.
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There is no convention in speech I hate more than...
“Yo, that is sick, yo”
“Yo, holler at me, yo”
“Yo, I will be busting a cap in you momentarily,yo”
The “Yo Sandwich” is unacceptable.
I am RawrManifesto, and I support this message…mostly because I wrote it.
BOYZ BOISE ALL TYPES OF BOIZ.
BLACK WHITE PUERTO RICAN CHINESE BOYS.
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How to effectively "friendzone" someone who...
Tell them you’re only attracted to ugly people, and proceed to tell them how attractive they are.
Dramatically poop while you’re talking to them on the phone.
Ask if they want photographic evidence of such poop.
Tell them you hate intimacy in any form. This includes coitus.
When you two are eating, eat tons of food off their plate, and when they tell you to stop, tell them...
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Sam would catch a grenade for Frodo ):
He totes would.
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December 2011
17 posts
So I met a guy the other day,
and he was all flirty and crap, and I wasn’t at all interested, but I decided to be civil. I then found out he had a girlfriend, so I asked him how his girlfriend was, and he called me a “homewrecker” that needed to “mind my own business” along with a slew of other colourful terms.
I think its hilarious when guys get PISSED at you for finding out that they’re...
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There is nothing more I dislike in the world,
than people who constantly ask for your advice and never take it. BUT STILL REFUSE TO QUIT WHINING ABOUT THEIR ISSUES.
I GAVE YOU A SOLUTION, AND YOU DIDN’T TAKE IT. NOW SHUT UP.
LOL!
THE GRINCH DOES LOOK LIKE A BIG CLUMP OF WEED.
I'm guessing the former owner of my cellphone...
Cause I keep getting calls from women living in the Caribbean asking for Anthony and then proceeding to yell at me asking me why I have his phone and why he never called them back.
Intercontinental dramaaaaa
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I literally have like 8 skype contacts.
MISS POPULAR OVER HERE
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Why do people take pictures of themselves kissing...
And don’t say “ITS BECAUSE ALCOHOL IS AWESOME”, cause, I don’t see people kissing sushi, or root beer floats or…bacon.
I JUST DON’T GET IT.
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Privilege.
I like how on the internet people like to call out others on their privilege. Which is fine, but is really awkward when the assumption of privilege is just that- an assumption.
I think being implicated in the FA movement, has exposed me to types of privilege I didn’t even know existed. “PRETTY FATS” “PROPORTIONAL FATS” “EDUCATED FATS” “IN-BETWEENIE...
Anonymous asked: what kind of guy are you most attracted to?
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Things that are weird to think about:
how everyone poops
trying to imagine every adult you see as a baby
that every person you see has genitals beneath their clothes
that the water you drink was urine at some point in history
why have you never seen fish sleep?
how your dad had to orgasm in order for you to be born
There are certain things that are scary to think...
How maybe you’ll never meet “the one” and start a family- or maybe you will, but you won’t have enough money to support yourselves. Perhaps your dreams won’t come true, and your ambitions will be left unfulfilled. Your parents won’t be proud of the individual you eventually become. Your current circle of friends will somehow fall apart, and you’ll be left...
Anonymous asked: your fashion choices are not very risky or unique...i don't get what all the hype is about
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November 2011
15 posts
Listening to LOTR soundtrack while writing an...
living the flyest standard of nerdlyfe.
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Kay. I'm tired of females complaining CONSTANTLY...
The answer is simple. If it bothers you so much DON’T GIVE IT TO THEM. And if you do give it to them in a “non-commital” fashion, don’t get all sad that they don’t turn around the next second and ask to be your prince charming.
Srsly. Gawsh.
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OMG. Apparently if you type in "naked camwhoring"...
LOOK (third-last result)
THE INTERNETZ IS SO WEIRD.